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Alexis Kaly Rose



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PostSubject: PROVALE   Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:00 pm

uf.... ovoga ima naj vise...

1. sisari se razmnozavaju bespolno
2. zabe radjaju zive mlade
3. I and You komšije
4. rijec prasak je nastala od reci prase
5. zmije nemaju zube

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Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:31 pm

Srdjan: "Celije mogu biti svestranog oblika."
Zorana: "Narodna muzika u BiH se dijeli na turbo folk i hevi metal."
Rade: "Hevi Metal je izabrana muzika."
Bojana: "Sexofon je..."
ima jos...

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Without you, I live it up a little more everyday

Without you, I'm seein myself so differently

I didn't wanna believe it then

But it all worked out in the end

When I watched you walk away

Well I never thought I'd say

I'm fine

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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:32 pm

Hmmm pa sad znamo o cemu Bojana razmislja na cashu god GOOGE

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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:04 pm

a nastavnici:

"e-dnevnik"
"elektricni dvevnik" (elektronski.... inace)
"okreni se da te cuju"
"sad cete pisati kontrolni da vas malo cujem"
"zadnja klupa - van!"
"zar ti mislis da ja nemam oci na ledjima?!"
"1910 godine kralj nikola se proglasio za kralja"
"bice vama ozbiljno, kad ja pocnem ozbiljno, pa cete videti vi sta je ozbiljno!"
"ja sam teoriju sela i ucila pa sela"
"kako vas nije sramota: pricate i to na glas"

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:43 pm

Ketz wrote:
a nastavnici:

"e-dnevnik"
"elektricni dvevnik" (elektronski.... inace)
"okreni se da te cuju"
"sad cete pisati kontrolni da vas malo cujem"
"zadnja klupa - van!"
"zar ti mislis da ja nemam oci na ledjima?!"
"1910 godine kralj nikola se proglasio za kralja"
"bice vama ozbiljno, kad ja pocnem ozbiljno, pa cete videti vi sta je ozbiljno!"
"ja sam teoriju sela i ucila pa sela"
"kako vas nije sramota: pricate i to na glas"

lol!

E dakle, cepala sam se!

Malo i bisera iz prijedora

ucenici:

"Stari Slaveni su se selili zbog toga sto su stalno kopali jedne te iste rupe."
"Amerika je u Evropskoj uniji."
"Katran je biljno ulje."
"Car je vidio djevojku kako je prala gace, pa joj je ispao sapun, pa je poslao slugu da skokne do obliznjeg supermarketa."
"Heterokrofna ishrana."

Nastavnici:

"Nije tako, Kesin, jebo te jarac." (da prostite)

"Biljana, ti ces se udati mlada. Imas preljubnicke oci."
Shocked

"Da li vi deco, mislite da ste izmislili sex? E pa - niste."

"MOLIM?! Sada cu da zapisem u napomenu: Petrovic histerise i suta tablu!"


Ima ih jos, ali mi mozak stao... Seticu se...

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Without you, I live it up a little more everyday

Without you, I'm seein myself so differently

I didn't wanna believe it then

But it all worked out in the end

When I watched you walk away

Well I never thought I'd say

I'm fine

Without you


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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:47 pm

"Covjek je imao dva sina: starijeg i mladjeg"
"Ja cu u gradjevinsku, smjer lopata."
"Ja cu u metalsku, da slusam hevi metal."
"Celija ne moze bez citoplazme."
"Covjek je zdrav kada je srecan."
"Inke su zivele na Macu Picku." (da prostite)


itd, itd

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Without you, I live it up a little more everyday

Without you, I'm seein myself so differently

I didn't wanna believe it then

But it all worked out in the end

When I watched you walk away

Well I never thought I'd say

I'm fine

Without you


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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:29 pm

Bu wrote:


"Celija ne moze bez citoplazme."

naj vaznija organela celije je citoplazma


(BTW citoplazma nije organela)

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:04 pm

Ketz wrote:
uf.... ovoga ima naj vise...

1. sisari se razmnozavaju bespolno
2. zabe radjaju zive mlade
3. I and You komšije
4. rijec prasak je nastala od reci prase
5. zmije nemaju zube
Nema piton zube.....
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:04 pm

Valjda....heheh
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:14 pm

a zju.... i danas na informatici

"do until, until do, file do i do file"

veze s vezom

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Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
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We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:47 pm

Desa - Buljooka

"vi se sad morate tusirati cesto, ne mislim svaki dan ali..."
"bice vama ozbiljno ako pocnem ja ozbiljno, pa cete videti vi sta je ozbiljno..."
"bas me podsecas na one iz filmova iz pocetka XXog veka"
" kakva ti je to moda... pa da... sad se vracaju stare mode... (XX vek)"
"ja sam teoriju, sijela i ucila pa sijela"
" da, da... videcete vi kad vam u 20oj godini opadne kosa"

PS. po njenoj teoriji, mi cemo svi sa 20 godina biti bez kose, noktiju, sa krivom kicmom i bicemo izuzetno glupi. radicemo u njivama, obradjivati zemlju jer ce nas sve kolonisati zapad, i bice im potrebna BESPLATNA radna snaga. i to sve jer koristimo lakove za nokte i dezodoranse, i naravno, gledamo previse TVa

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:38 pm

eeeeeeeee.....Bog vam pomogao..lelel meni...hahha....yes....taychi je tu..vash admin koji 4um nije posetio 1oooooooo godina...a kad smo kod provala

Bios:U kozi se nalazi kicmena mozdina...



qq lele..... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:44 pm

e pa dragi ADMINU nek si i ti .....stigla.... sletela.... pala... kako god...

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:15 pm

Odgovara moja drugarica jugoistocnu aziju...
I pita je geograficarka kako se zove ''onaj veliki arhipelag''
I umesto MALAJSKI,ona rekla HIMALAJSKI...
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:30 pm

Bu "u kozi se nalaze cula za ukus"

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:25 pm

pita informaticharka:minja,gde ti je knjiga....
minja:upala u pec...
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:06 am

Danas na streljstvu

vesna " zasto pucas bez rukavica i puske?"

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
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Check out the trouble we're in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:23 am

hahhahahha..............pucash rechima ketz...ne josh bolje...MISLIMA...*nin*...hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:13 am

*NIN* i onaj usiljeni osmeh

he he

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No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:02 pm

Ketz wrote:
a nastavnici:

"e-dnevnik"
"elektricni dvevnik" (elektronski.... inace)
"okreni se da te cuju"
"sad cete pisati kontrolni da vas malo cujem"
"zadnja klupa - van!"
"zar ti mislis da ja nemam oci na ledjima?!"
"1910 godine kralj nikola se proglasio za kralja"
"bice vama ozbiljno, kad ja pocnem ozbiljno, pa cete videti vi sta je ozbiljno!"
"ja sam teoriju sela i ucila pa sela"
"kako vas nije sramota: pricate i to na glas"


OZBILJNO!?!(he,he)
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:43 pm

Ketz wrote:
uf.... ovoga ima naj vise...

1. sisari se razmnozavaju bespolno
2. zabe radjaju zive mlade
3. I and You komšije
4. rijec prasak je nastala od reci prase
5. zmije nemaju zube
Hey.... Ja sam rekla da zabe radjaju zive mlade.. Hahahaha.....
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:09 pm

Blago tebi tako ...................PAMETNOJ!!!
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:05 am

hey,hey kika ne diraj mi gabs.... Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:14 pm

Salim se !
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PostSubject: Re: PROVALE   Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:41 pm

Lol........ Nisam ja kriva, ona babetina Desa me zbunila....... Lol....
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